nightbringer write: no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack
Re: silmarillion that is too funny!
silmarillion write:
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nightbringer write: no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack
nightbringer write: no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack
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nightbringer write: no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack
balls in the purse is a metaphor... tits in the backpack... I'm thinking yes. I now have to get my backpack breast implants. I dunno how they'll turn out without the skin over top but I'm sure I can find a reasonable substitute. but how do I make the nipples???
balls in the purse is a metaphor... tits in the backpack... I'm thinking yes. I now have to get my backpack breast implants. I dunno how they'll turn out without the skin over top but I'm sure I can find a reasonable substitute. but how do I make the nipples???
Nightbringer...get your backpack some implants. A seamstress could install them; wouldn't be costly, like a surgeon. She could even sew on an orange pouch. Wear it as a frontpack...and go to town... :))))
Nightbringer...get your backpack some implants. A seamstress could install them; wouldn't be costly, like a surgeon. She could even sew on an orange pouch. Wear it as a frontpack...and go to town... :))))
Is that like a form of CBT? Wouldn't a clamp of some sort do a better job?
I think I must be very lucky, well, I know I am :)
I've never even hung out with women like that, I don't know if this is because they look at me and think I'm a skint bastard, or because I'm good at deciding who I do and do not like.
Why not go to one of those plastic surgery places, they could give you some breasts for your backpack. In fact they could attach them! That would probably freak people out...
"want to hold your balls in their purse"
Is that like a form of CBT? Wouldn't a clamp of some sort do a better job?
I think I must be very lucky, well, I know I am :)
I've never even hung out with women like that, I don't know if this is because they look at me and think I'm a skint bastard, or because I'm good at deciding who I do and do not like.
Why not go to one of those plastic surgery places, they could give you some breasts for your backpack. In fact they could attach them! That would probably freak people out...
Nightbringers Don't fall for it DeepTranquility is just trying to keep this blog going. For he is winning and showing it off. Vote for Appolonius his are only chance : )
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Nightbringers Don't fall for it DeepTranquility is just trying to keep this blog going. For he is winning and showing it off. Vote for Appolonius his are only chance : )
no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack. Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
